AWWWWW!
I know that it might be really super uncool of me to totally fucking love Gwen and Chris Martin, but I think they make an adorable couple and their baby, Apple, is gonna grow up to be a totally upstanding knockout. Throughout her pregnancy, Gwen looked picturesque and Chris was a total doting husband/father-to-be. What isn't there to admire about that? Also, Chris is just a really nice guy. He's like the type of guy you're happy to have around, but don't necessarily make plans with because you think he's doing something way more fun and would think that what you're doing is so lame, but it's actually just all in your head and he really wishes you'd call him every once in a while to make plans to go to the park or something. Gwen is sort of that pretty girl who is friends of a friend and you remember every conversation you've ever had with her and what she was wearing at the time.
I'm home sick today and have been watching loads of TV and finding out some interesting things:
- One of the twins from Sweet Valley High is totally on a teeth whitening commerical.
- They played a Grandaddy song on the Today Show this morning.
- Honda is using a Ween song from The Mullusk (sp?) album and nobody's said anything? I've been like dancing around my room whenever it's on, and i refuse to believe that nobody else noticed it.
- To those who felt like everyone knew about the beheadding of Berg and didn't think I needed to bring it up in my blog, i'd like to point out that there are people in Germany that don't know that they need to have sex in order to have babies.
that's all.
Hey Sarah. Feel better. Eat soup. By the by, your Martin/Paltrow analysis was spot on. Kudos.
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holy shit she just had a baby and she lost most of her weight 2 days after. what a bitch!
ReplyDeletebtw if you are home sick there is a nickoloden channel that plays degrassi jr. high all the time.
-gabrielle
Ocean Man is the Ween song I think. RAWK!
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Have some soup and apple juice and sandwiches with the crusts cut off.
ReplyDeleteget well soon.
No dancing! You are sick remember.
ReplyDeletesurely gwyneth paltrow is a gwyn not a gwen... maybe not?
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ReplyDeleteI completely agree! They're an absolutely adorable family and I refuse to feel uncool because I love them.
ReplyDeleteReader above, you should feel uncool. What do you love anyway, the, like, three pictures that they got of Gwyneth and Chris during the pregnancy?
ReplyDeleteNo, No, it's not super uncool it's just wrong, very very wrong.
ReplyDeleteI think I met you at an Interpol show in October, or perhaps it was March. With Ray and Ashley??? either way, I absolutely ador your blog.
ReplyDeleteThe post above was me. sometimes I'm dumb and forget to check the right boxes.
ReplyDeleteI am not sure if this is the apex of the whole, "let's-see-if-we-can-name-our-kids-the-most-awful-thing-possible-so-they-will-either-get-beat-up-at-school or shook-down-for-lunch-money-because-anyone-with-a-name-like-that-must-be-the-progeny-of-famous-people." I can't wait to see what Tom Green names his kid if he ever procreates... I like "My pops only gots one ball" or "Unitard," I think Tom would dig the latter.
ReplyDeleteI bet you Chris came up with the name.
ReplyDelete"You mean I have to put that thing dangling between my legs in that weird hole between hers? Whoa!"
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