The other night i'm on my computer aiming with my friend vicky about the VMAs when someone i dont know randomly aims me with a video request.
i promptly deny it. i dont have video chat anyway.
"why did you cancel that?"
"i dont have a camera."
"that doesnt matter."
"who is this?"
"i want to show you."
at this point, being naive, i think it's one of my long lost friends that found my aim address on facebook. i accept their video chat request and can see a wall, and maybe a bed.
"i dont really see anything. just a wall and a blue thing."
"hold on."
"ok."
and then out walks this NAKED DUDE WITH A GIGANTIC DINGDONG BONER.
i quickly close his screen.
"what do you think?"
"ew."
"ew?"
BLOCK.
random boner attacks suck.
ReplyDeletenick snow is up to his old tricks again!
ReplyDeletethis gives me so many ideas.
ReplyDeleteThat is awesome
ReplyDeletei'm so confused. Not really, but that's all I can say.
ReplyDeletei got a photo text message once of a giant black penis. the guy called me a few times after but i never answered. it goes down as one of the wierdest things that have ever happened to me. i feel your pain.
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