WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

• I wish I knew more about Earth sciences to fully explain why all our travelling is getting totally fucked up. Until then, read about how a bunch of Russians became so irate about being stuck at an airport with dwindling food supplies, that they beat up employees. Russian President Medvedev is launching an investigation about the travel chaos.
• Meanwhile, back in the great city I live in, NYC, people are really angry with the fact that the streets have yet to be plowed and public transportation is shit after SNOWPOCALYPSE. Thankfully, the weather is warming up and all the snow will melt by Friday.
• Single-family home prices fell for the fourth straight month. Right now is a great time to buy a home. So do it. And if you're buying a home in Bergen County, NJ, you should contact my mom: OndineLewitinn@aol.com ... Seriously.
• About a week ago a body was discovered in a suitcase in NYC. A guy was caught on surveillant video lugging the luggage. He has now been identified and arrested.
• I know that I talk about how much i love that NBC show "Outsourced" and how fucking stupidly hot I think Ben Rappaport is, but on a serious note, here's an article about how American companies are shitting on the jobless Americans by outsourcing everything.
• A 6.3 magnitude earthquake hit the South Pacific Ocean... no damages occurred. Some of you might believe it's the USO Alien base in the South Pacific that's causing all this craziness, but I don't take EUTimes as a good source of info... so I don't believe that.
• Looks like Neanderthals liked to cook.