Dear Ke$ha,
I already loved you. I saw your music video for "tik tok" and thought to myself: that's me circa 2005, but cuter and with a record deal.
You effortlessly barrel through life like a drunken bat out of hell, making out with boys, throwing them to the wayside, and treating the world like it's your giant glittery disco ball.
i fucking love you.
You didn't have to win me over, but holy eff, did you ever.
UNICORNS?!
MOTHER FUCKING UNICORNS?!
AND JAMES VAN DER BEEK?!
AND RAINBOWS?!
Britney, Katy, Gaga... they all wish they were as effortlessly amazing as you.
I love you.
I love this video.
you are my spirit animal.
Love,
Ultragrrrl