A QUICK CONSPIRACY BITE

i've got shit to do so i'm not going to be able to get into all the HAARP-filled conspiracies at this moment. but here's some quickies:

1. according to conspiracy theorists, the earthquake felt here was a "fore-shock"... as in a pre-courser to something bigger that is on it's way.

2. some dude from bank of american told Rick Perry that they'll be supporting him (but apparently, BofA is meant to be going down the shit hole soon: http://youtu.be/40K7p3kZO9c ... what's that have to do with the earthquake and hurricane? HAARP. By bringing disaster to American soil, the USA can finally ask for foreign aid from our friends in China. blah blah blah.

3. AND not to worry you tooooo much, but the Yellowstone Caldera has been gurgling a lot lately... and the earthquake in Colorado was fairly close to it. is it getting ready to burp?

keep this in mind re: the earthquake locations in Colorado and Virginia:

Colorado Quake Location:
37.070°N, 104.700°W

Virginia Quake Location:
37.881°N, 77.952°W

OK.... so that's just some stuff i pulled from around the web. they're not necessarily my feelings or concerns, but i'm just sharing them with you all...

JUST SO YOU KNOW

THE GIBBERISH CONSPIRACY

Today Gawker posted an article about how there's a conspiracy theory going around the web that says that all the on-air reporters that start to randomly speak gibberish is some sort of microwave mind control.

Now, I KNOW that i'm one to quickly jump on the conspiracy bandwagon, but hold up... I think there's something to this. I'm not sure it's as strong as microwaved mind control, but maybe there's something happening.

Here's what I experienced:

About a month and a half ago, I was out at the Interpol afterparty with a bunch of friends. A New York Times reporter asked me if she could ask me some questions for a piece she was writing. I agreed and after answering her questions she replied "Wow, thanks so much for giving me such coherent answers! How do you spell your name?" To which I answered "S-T-N-A no, wait... R-G-L wait. Why can't I spell my own name?!"

It was really weird. Kind of upsetting. Clearly a sign that I need to start wearing tinfoil hats ALL THE TIM.

HAVE YOU HEARD?: SNOWMAN "HYENA"

I have no idea what this Snowman group is about, and I like it that way. I think the less I know about them, the more weird and strange they'll remain to me. Listening to this track "Hyena," all I can think about is some African jungle tribe doing some sort of 2012 Apocalyptic ritual where someone gets sacrificed to the Aliens ... hopefully not me.

recommended if you like: Animal Collective, Sigur Ros, Man Man

Hyena by SNOWMAN

HAVE YOU SEEN?: ZEITGEIST: MOVING FORWARD

The latest installment in the Zeitgeist The Movie series came out today.

You can download a high res Quicktime (with subtitles) here.

Or stream it via YouTube by clicking here.

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

(image courtesy of http://senorgif.memebase.com)

• It appears as though 2010 was among the most deadliest years caused by natural disasters.

  "Some 373 natural disasters claimed the lives of more than 296,800 people last year, affecting nearly 208 million and costing nearly $110 billion, according to annual data compiled by the Center for Research on the Epidemiology of Disasters (CRED) of the Université catholique de Louvain in Belgium, and supported by the UN International Strategy for Disaster Reduction (UNISDR), the UN body charged with helping coordinate efforts to achieve substantive reduction in disaster losses and build resilient nations and communities."

• The terror reigns in Mexico as the drug cartels continue to cause needless murders throughout the country. In Juarez, seven men were assassinated by Mexican drug dealers while playing soccer and appeared to hold not ties to the drug cartels in the northern part of the country.
• Russian President Medvedev chastised the security and management team of the Domodedovo Airport in Russia after a suicide bombing caused the death of approximately 35 people.
• The food industry will be introducing new labeling to let you know how much you should regret eating that cookie.
• Indonesia is jumping onto the crop circle craze about 20 years too late. A crop circle was discovered. Authorities suspect human intervention. Duh.

LOONEY TOONS

Scientists have just discovered a steel eating bacteria that is eating at the Titanic. My theory: this bacteria comes every few thousand years brought about by the geomagnetic reversal. The Earth recycles itself... causing humans to go into wars because of loss of resources. Massive structures get destroyed... by either environmental or human damage leaving remnants behind. Meanwhile, this steel eating bacteria destroys all evidence of intelligent civilization so that humans have to begin all over again. Structures like the Pyramids remain because theyre made of stone. same goes for stonehenge and the caves. Modern human leaves no remnants. No evidence of their superiority. Man begins again. That explains why scientists have found hidden cities underwater that are 10s of thousands of years older than we thought could be possible.

ahem.

JOHN P. WHEELER III WAS TOTALLY MURDERED

He knew too much.

This morning I was skeptical about a news story that appeared on EUTimes.

Top US Official Murdered After Arkansas Weapons Test Causes Mass Death

A shocking report prepared for Prime Minister Putin by the Foreign Military Intelligence Directorate (GRU) states that one of the United States top experts in biological and chemical weapons was brutally murdered after he threatened to expose a US Military test of poison gas that killed hundreds of thousands of animals in Arkansas this past week.

According to this report, John P. Wheeler III, Special Assistant to the Secretary of the Air Force, Washington, D.C. from 2005-2008, when he became the Special Assistant to the Acting Assistant Secretary of the Air Force for Installations, Logistics and Environment, was found brutally murdered and dumped in a landfill, and as we can read as reported by Fox News.

And then much to our surprise, CNN reported on John P. Wheeler III's death and have an eyewitness testimony of a parking attendant who encountered the man in a somewhat distressful state:

Parking attendant recounts encounter with former Pentagon official

Wilmington, Delaware (CNN) -- A parking lot attendant in Wilmington described a strange encounter with a former Pentagon official, just two days before his body was discovered in a Delaware landfill.

Iman Goldsborough told CNN on Wednesday that a man she later recognized as John P. Wheeler wandered into the parking garage where she works on December 29 around 6:40 p.m., disheveled and carrying a shoe in one hand.

"'I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk,'" Goldsborough quoted Wheeler as saying.

The man, who wasn't wearing a coat despite temperatures in the 30s, couldn't remember where he had parked his car, and said his briefcase had been stolen, she recounted. Goldsborough said she doesn't think his car was parked in that garage, because she had never seen him before and she knows most of her customers.

Now, i dont mean to seem like i'm adjusting my tinfoil hat, but I am. I seriously can't sleep at night. This is driving me nuts.

APOCALYPSE WATCH

In the last few days we have had:

Lots of Dead Birds:

Several thousand birds dead in Arkansas
At least 500+ dead birds dead in Lousiana
Dead birds in Kentucky
And Pelicans in North Carolina!


Lots of Dead Fish:

20 Miles of dead fish in Arkansas
2 million dead fish in Chesapeake bay
Hundreds of Red Snappers in NZ
100 tons of dead fish in Brazil!
Thousands of dead fish in Florida

On top of that

the Victoria river turned Green!

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and... if you're feeling ambitious, a lot of people have been sending this to me (however, as a conspiracy theory novice, i'm not sure how much of a legitimate source EUTimes is):

Top US Official Murdered After Arkansas Weapons Test Causes Mass Death

Enjoy my Apocalypse Playlist:

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

• APOCALYPSE UPDATE: Everyone wants to know my take on the following:

Thousands of Black Birds falling from the sky in Arkansas.
100,000 Fish found dead approximately 125 miles away.
Scientists devising a way to make it downpour in Abu Dhabi.
Biblical floods in Australia.

I just want you all to know that I'm still looking at the facts and trying to fully understand what is going on. It's being suggested that the black birds died from shock due to New Years Eve fireworks. I wonder if the Abi Dhabi deal was part of HAARP and if it was maybe the actual culprit of what happened. I checked the coordinates of the areas affected, and they don't seem to be related at all... but maybe there's something I'm missing:

Abu Dhabi - 24*28'00.00" N 54*22'00.00E

Beebe, Arkansas - 34*04'28.13" N 91*53'46.22" W

Ozark, Arkansas - 35*29'13.13" N 93*49'39.71" W

• The Governor of Pakistan's Punjab province, Salman Taseer, was assassinated by his own security guard today. Reports say that his one of his security guard felt that Taseer's views of blasphemy issues were... blasphemous. This is a huge blow for a country whose people attempted to give the death penalty to someone who was accused of speaking poorly against the prophet Mohammad.
• Shares in BP oil have reached a 6 month high since competitor company, Shell, have been rumored to place a takeover bid on the company... AND apparently the clean up costs might become less than expected. If you buy shares in BP, let me know what it's like to deal with the Devil.
• Obama is installing a huge food safety bill that is meant to give the government greater regulation control. This comes in light of all the egg recalls.
• Foot & Mouth Disease is spreading throughout South Korea despite quarantine efforts. There were 83 confirmed cases so far.
• A 10-year old boy shot his mom in the head and killed her on Sunday. Obviously, this is really fucked up.

HAVE YOU SEEN?: PAJAMA JEANS

Wow. Has it really come to this?

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

• Yesterday I posted this article about how a scientist determined that we're about to enter a mini-Ice Age, and now there seems to be another one out there to support this. What's causing this -- apart from the Sun's storm activities -- is a "freak diversion of the jet stream." Does this have something to do with the Sun? The pole changes? Is Earth about to recycle itself? Expect more articles like this to pop up.
• Thank God! Obama signed the Don't Ask, Don't Tell repeal! In a few short months, gays will be able to serve openly in the military and the government will start to look into how to give partners the same benefits they give married straights.
• State of Emergency is in effect in California following the heavy rains. That pesky jet stream!!!
• South Korea continues to see how much they can provoke the North by bringing on new military drills.
• Police in Philadelphia are on the search for a serial killer who already murdered 3 women by strangulation.
• Water Works employees in Ohio have been charged with stealing water and sewer services by messing with their water meters. While I think it's not cool to steal, I do think that employees of services like that should get free services up to a certain point.
• Italian students are protesting against education reform. The reforms will cut the number of university courses, merge some smaller universities, reduce funding for grants, increase the role of the private sector and limit the duration of rectorships.
• Here's a great article about a new procedure that an opera singer underwent... she was diagnosed with terminal lung cancer that had spread all over her body -- 24 tumors overall, many in her brain. Thanks to a new treatment using a chemotherapy treatment called Tarceva and the Elekta Gamma Knife, her tumors were removed and haven't grown back!
• Two Firefighters died and many others were trapped after a wall collapsed during a 3-11 fire in Chicago's southside neighborhood. Strangely, this happened on the 100th Anniversary of the huge fire in Chicago that claimed the lives of 21 Firefighters.
• Obama's spy chief had no idea about the 12 suspected terrorists arrested in Britain this week. In the embarrassing interview with Diane Sawyer, James Clapper went blank when asked about the situation. Chief Counter Terrorism advisor John Brennan claimed that Clapper was too busy focusing on other shit and had no time to worry about terrorist threats that didn't effect us.
• Because of the EU/IMF bailout earlier this year, the Greek government is expected to make even more budget cuts and raise taxes. The Greeks have taken the streets in protest, but not in the numbers you might expect. Many have given up hope.
• Oil has raised to $90/barrel in Asia.
• The government says that the economy rose 2.6% in the 3rd quarter, which was more than previously reported.
• A fowl package -- literally, it was chicken stuffed with shrimp -- held up travels at an airport. Way to go, TSA!
• Indonesian police seized over 2million copies of porn movies in Jakarta. Even the porn industry is hurting these days!
• I'm so confused by this: Apparently a bunch of flights were cancelled in Argentina because flight attendants were protesting a wage increase. What?!?
• Deutsche Bank has agreed to pay the US over $550 Million to resolve some sort of fraud. That should help our economy a little, right?
• This is DISGUSTING. An American who had founded a school in Haiti has been accused of sexually abusing many of the male students and will serve up to 20 years in jail. What a disgusting abuse of power. For shame!

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

We are so fucked.

• North Korea struck South Korea overnight. The North claims the South struck first, the South claims otherwise... and basically EVERY SINGLE SUPER POWER NATION IS REALLY FUCKING SCARED (a history of the conflict between North and South is here). People are scared that if the North and South start fighting, it will cause each region's ally to step in and do what ally's do: join in. North Korea's (basically only) ally is China. South Korea's ally is the United States. China and the USA are already comparing dick sizes, and neither country really wants to pull their balls out. Everyone is basically saying that that North is acting like a bunch of assholes. Russia sees this as a "colossal danger" and Obama is "outraged."And the French are like "zoot alors!" and have already surrendered.

  From CNBC: Asked about the North's motives, Pentagon Press Secretary Geoff Morrell said: "I don't know. This is an extremely unpredictable government in Pyongyang and they do things that you could not possibly have predicted in a rational world."

  Meanwhile:

  North Korea threatened to continue "merciless" strikes on South Korea on Tuesday after the communist state launched a deadly artillery attack across their western sea border.

• Speaking of China, looks like they're the leading cause of Greenhouse Gas emissions. Way to go, dudes.
• The death toll for the Cambodian stampede has raised to 345. The stampede occurred at a Water Festival -- a yearly celebration of a military victory which includes boat races and prayer for rain -- and has been considered one of the biggest tragedies to hit the country. A reporter claims that panic struck when a suspension bridge started to say and police started shooting water cannons at a bridge in an effort to get people to move in a certain direction.
• SOME GOOD NEWS!: The UN stated that the world AIDS crisis is starting to slow down! And not only that, but there appears to be a daily pill dosage that helps gay men not catch HIV! It's still undetermined how it will work with heterosexuals, but it's proven to work nicely for the gays! Horay!
• Unfortunately, we're trading one preventable disease for another: looks like half of Americans will have diabetes by 2020. Stay away from high fructose corn syrup, people.
• More TSA bullshit ... it might extend to trains and subways. Meanwhile, people are raising concern about the TSA spreading diseases because they're not changing their latex gloves before each crotch gram. The terrorists have won.

WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING

• Even Rupert Murdoch is worried about China's growing economic power. Shit is gonna get really messed up over here in the States. What dialect of Chinese should I be learning? Seriously.
• Germany has raised their security alert because of suspected terrorist activity.
• A new superbug has emerged in Europe called NDM-1. In fact, one of the dudes from the European Center for Disease Prevention called it a "Super superbug." 77 cases have appeared in multiple countries in the EU, and 3 in the states. The bug is immune to almost all vaccines and can cause UTIs and pneumonia. They also said that it may have been spread from India. Good times.
• Super long profile about Sarah Palin in New York Times. She's totally gonna run for President in 2012 and she's totally going to win. She knows that popularity rules uber alles. Shoot, she's also probably been prepping and learning things and stuff.
• The Egyptian blogger who was jailed for insulting the President of Egypt and possibly insulting Islam, has finally been released after 4 years. What would you tell this blogger he missed while he was away?
• The TSA is going to have a lot of essplainin to do pretty soon. I'm doubtful this new security situation is going to last much longer: Airline pilots are trying rally against it, an online group is trying to initiate some sort of "National Opt-Out Day" (November 24), the Taiwanese animated our biggest fears, the TSA has been hit by lawsuits, and even beloved illusionist, Penn Jillett called the cops on a TSA agent that felt his crotch without asking first. Will you be opting out next time you fly? Here's what happens when you decline a full body scan.
• Japan is working on making the future happen now with facial recognition vending machines.
• The first transgendered trial judge in the country has been elected. Big day!
• Waist-high flooding in England.
• The FDA is probably gonna ban caffeinated alcoholic drinks, and FOURLoko is changing it's ingredients... which will kill the product anyway since it tastes like crap.
• The police have taken the producer of "Survivor" into custody cos they think he was involved in his wife's murder in Mexico.
• Cholera has hit the Dominican Republic.
• Strong earthquake in Indonesia. No damage. Thank goodness.