A QUICK CONSPIRACY BITE

i've got shit to do so i'm not going to be able to get into all the HAARP-filled conspiracies at this moment. but here's some quickies:

1. according to conspiracy theorists, the earthquake felt here was a "fore-shock"... as in a pre-courser to something bigger that is on it's way.

2. some dude from bank of american told Rick Perry that they'll be supporting him (but apparently, BofA is meant to be going down the shit hole soon: http://youtu.be/40K7p3kZO9c ... what's that have to do with the earthquake and hurricane? HAARP. By bringing disaster to American soil, the USA can finally ask for foreign aid from our friends in China. blah blah blah.

3. AND not to worry you tooooo much, but the Yellowstone Caldera has been gurgling a lot lately... and the earthquake in Colorado was fairly close to it. is it getting ready to burp?

keep this in mind re: the earthquake locations in Colorado and Virginia:

Colorado Quake Location:
37.070°N, 104.700°W

Virginia Quake Location:
37.881°N, 77.952°W

OK.... so that's just some stuff i pulled from around the web. they're not necessarily my feelings or concerns, but i'm just sharing them with you all...

JUST SO YOU KNOW

HAVE YOU HEARD?: SNOWMAN "HYENA"

I have no idea what this Snowman group is about, and I like it that way. I think the less I know about them, the more weird and strange they'll remain to me. Listening to this track "Hyena," all I can think about is some African jungle tribe doing some sort of 2012 Apocalyptic ritual where someone gets sacrificed to the Aliens ... hopefully not me.

recommended if you like: Animal Collective, Sigur Ros, Man Man

Hyena by SNOWMAN

HAVE YOU SEEN?: NEW GLASVEGAS VIDEO

It doesn't matter if you like Glasvegas or even this song... this video was cut together amazingly:

LOONEY TOONS

Scientists have just discovered a steel eating bacteria that is eating at the Titanic. My theory: this bacteria comes every few thousand years brought about by the geomagnetic reversal. The Earth recycles itself... causing humans to go into wars because of loss of resources. Massive structures get destroyed... by either environmental or human damage leaving remnants behind. Meanwhile, this steel eating bacteria destroys all evidence of intelligent civilization so that humans have to begin all over again. Structures like the Pyramids remain because theyre made of stone. same goes for stonehenge and the caves. Modern human leaves no remnants. No evidence of their superiority. Man begins again. That explains why scientists have found hidden cities underwater that are 10s of thousands of years older than we thought could be possible.

ahem.

APOCALYPSE WATCH

In the last few days we have had:

Lots of Dead Birds:

Several thousand birds dead in Arkansas
At least 500+ dead birds dead in Lousiana
Dead birds in Kentucky
And Pelicans in North Carolina!


Lots of Dead Fish:

20 Miles of dead fish in Arkansas
2 million dead fish in Chesapeake bay
Hundreds of Red Snappers in NZ
100 tons of dead fish in Brazil!
Thousands of dead fish in Florida

On top of that

the Victoria river turned Green!

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and... if you're feeling ambitious, a lot of people have been sending this to me (however, as a conspiracy theory novice, i'm not sure how much of a legitimate source EUTimes is):

Top US Official Murdered After Arkansas Weapons Test Causes Mass Death

Enjoy my Apocalypse Playlist: