PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT

GREAT NEWS FOR EAST VILLAGE WOMEN

Luis Garcia-Ponce, the man who attacked several of my female friends (which I wrote about here) in the East Village last summer, has finally pled guilty. In a couple weeks, he'll be sentenced to twelve years in prison for eight separate counts of sexual assault. The district attorney tells me he'll likely serve about ten of those twelve years, which is good enough for me. Following his sentence, his name will be added to the national sex offenders registry and he will be subject to deportation.

I WOULD LIKE TO MEET THESE CREATURES

Nick Snow (who is celebrating his graduation tonight at the Annex at 10pm, come down!) sent me this incredlbe link.

Go to the link, but here's a preview of what you will find...

PICTURES OF THESE GUYS:





I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT.

Why are they the most incredible looking things on earth?

I mean, their only real competition is Monkey:

(photo by my brother Lawrence.

IT'S FUN TO DO BAD THINGS

I have been seeing this clip on my new favorite TV show, Attack of the Show, and it's fucking incredible. This kid is amazing. I think he's HeyKerri's future husband:

WEEZER IS FINE BY ME

I love this video so fucking much:





and while you're on youtube... i finally figured out that the song "home" by great northern is in this nissan commercial. duh:

NIGHMARE OF YOU ARE ON TOUR!!!

The Bang Tour Has Started!

Nightmare Of You's tour with Paper Rival and Edison Glass has started! You can follow Nightmare of You on their tour adventures via twitter by adding them at twitter.com/nightmareofyou or by texting "follow nightmareofyou" to 40404.

Here are the dates:

May 15 2008 8:00P Middle East Cambridge, Massachusetts
May 16 2008 6:00P Webster Underground Hartford, Connecticut
May 17 2008 8:00P Xtreme Wheels Buffalo, New York
May 18 2008 8:00P Magic Stick Detroit, Michigan
May 20 2008 8:00P The Basement Columbus, Ohio
May 21 2008 8:00P Subterranean Chicago, Illinois
May 22 2008 6:30P Mojoes Rock House Tinley Park, Illinois
May 23 2008 6:00P Main Street Cafe Kansas City, Missouri
May 24 2008 8:00P The Marquis Theater Denver, Colorado
May 25 2008 7:00P Solid Ground Salt Lake City, Utah
May 27 2008 8:00P CHOP SUEY Seattle, Washington
May 29 2008 8:00P Downtown Brew San Luis Obispo, California
May 30 2008 8:00P Knitting Factory - LA Hollywood, California
May 31 2008 8:00P Chain Reaction Anaheim, California
Jun 1 2008 7:00P SOMA - Sidestage San Diego, California
Jun 3 2008 8:00P The Clubhouse Tempe, Arizona
Jun 4 2008 7:00P Club Congress Tucson, Arizona
Jun 5 2008 8:00P Rock Bottom San Antonio, Texas
Jun 6 2008 7:00P The Prophet Bar Dallas, Texas
Jun 7 2008 9:00P Stubb’s BBQ Austin, Texas
Jun 9 2008 8:00P The Conservatory Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Jun 10 2008 6:30P Crush Lounge Tulsa, Oklahoma
Jun 11 2008 7:00P 2 Cents Plain St Louis, Missouri
Jun 13 2008 7:00P Fireman’s Hall North Caldwell, New Jersey
Jun 14 2008 8:00P Blender Theatre At Gramercy New York, New York

DEDICATED TO JASON CASTRO

HE SHALL BE MINE!

Once a week I have to head into NJ for meetings with a company I consult
for called <a href="http://www.zootoo.com"
target="_blank">zootoo.com</a>. Its a wonderful company that's created a
socially aware social network with aims of helping animal shelters and
celebtrating the great things about pets. It's also a great resource for
pet owners on health care for their pets, where to find groomers, and
meet ups.

On my first trip top the bus at Port Authority, I felt the back of my
dress being lifted. I thought my dress got caught up in my bag or
something and fixed it, only to realize that the young man behind me had
been lifting my dress and taking a photo of my goods with his
cameraphone. I tried to swing at him, I yelled at him, nobody did
anything. I went to get him but he disappeared and so I went to find a
cop. There were none. I yelled out for one, and still nada. I think I
wrote about that before.

Each week I see this perv and each week I let him know I'm onto him.
Weather it's a glare, an accidental shove, or a random crazy scream at
him, he knows I know who he is.

As luck would have it, this week I spotted him within 10 feet of 5 cops.
I made eye contact with him, he tried to hide, I told the cop what
happened and we chased afterhim... but he disappeared!

I will be back, same time same place tomorrow but I will have my video
camera to document the perv for everyone to see.

The game of cat and mouse is going to end. The mouse shall be the
victor!