Thursday, June 3, 2004

NEWSFLASH!

For every boy who admits that boys are retarded -- there's a girl out there who will do the same and admit that girls are fucking retarded sometimes.

We all say we want Lloyd Dobbler... when in reality we want to save Steff. It's total and utter bullshit.

I'm home sick today. My body is slowly deciding to not work. It's been protesting with me for the past week and I finally lost the war. Blows.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

better stop drinking darling ;)... No, joking, never stop drinking...

karen said...

SAVE Steff????

Try having him tell me Im worthless before fucking my brains out and lounging in his seductive white blazer whilst smoking a fat doobie and saying "shit" repeatedly in that debonaire way that only Steff can. SIGH. He may be my favorite 80s movie character ever.

Anonymous said...

you seem to be home sick from work a lot.

Anonymous said...

Lloyd Dobler is my personal hero.
But Steff got more pussy.
You do the math.
Hope you feel better gurl...try some warm milk with vodka. Works like a charm everytime.

jen said...

i must be in denial, b/c i still want lloyd dobbler.

feel better!

Anonymous said...

sarah-
are you single? i hope you feel better.

dave

Anonymous said...

Sarah,

I hope you feel better!!! I guess I will have to do the 8ball by mydelf ........more beer for me!! j/k

Anonymous said...

Forget Steff, I want Jake Ryan. He's perfect: rich, sensitive, hott (not in that order, of course- hee hee), and he makes birthdays unforgetable.
-Dre

not jentrification said...

fuck the dumb shit.

i madly, deeply want keith nelson.
i crave the attention of duckie.
i sleep with steff.
i kick the shit out of blaine.
i spend the rest of my days pining for keith nelson.

JR said...

Lloyd Dobbler..allright.

holmes said...

i'm praying you stayed in and watched family guy all day, right? you gonna need to start quoting it regularly in conversation, just like i do.

by the way, can i be your own personal lloyd dobbler? i'll show up down on the LES with a boombox and big trench coat. look quick, since i might get shot as soon as i start.

Anonymous said...

Dear Sarah,

you are so fucking brilliant sometimes.

luv,
Jocelyn

Anonymous said...

Dear Sarah,

you are so fucking brilliant sometimes.

luv,
Jocelyn

Anonymous said...

When Steff spat on the floor of his high school in contempt after Duckie kicked his ass, I just though. Damn, that guy is an asshole, but I'd probably rather hang out with him than Andy and the Duckman on a Fri night.

Ron M

Anonymous said...

It's true. Because Lloyd isn't a challege but Steff, now there's a mission.