AND BABY MAKES THREE!
HOLY MOLY. Jason and Debbie Roth welcomed their first born this morning at 1:23am! A beautiful baby boy named Jake William Roth, 7lbs 12oz.!
Debbie had been vying to name him Jake Ryan Roth... Looks like the Sixteen Candles dream got extinguished.
I wish the lovely new family well. And just so you know, I'm available to babysit any time. I promise to not curse (that much) in front of the baby, and to not drink or do drugs while handling him.