I think i have the Norovirus. I thought it was food poisoning because I had late-night Mexican food... but I went to bed at 1am on Sunday night and was unable to leave my bed until 1pm today.
This is OK! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY???
Because apparently I woke up in 2004. I had no idea that that was possible, but it happened.
I know it happened because not only was gothamist writing stories about me that brought along "omg ultragrrrl sucks" comments (ah, the good old days), but THE KILLERS AND FRANZ FERDINAND HAVE SONGS THAT ARE MAKING FUCKING STOKED.
The Killers - A Crippling Blow (thanks Pretty Much Amazing)
Franz Ferdinand - Ulysses (thanks JP's Blog)
NOT ONLY THAT...
But I have a new R&B song that I love to rival maybe... maybe... my love of Gwen's song from that year... AND she's on tour with Kanye West right now in the UK:
Melanie Finoa - Give It To Me Right