I AM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH JASON CASTRO
Jason Castro is unlike any boy i have ever loved. His hair hasnt been washed in ages, but not in the same way that boys i typically like dont wash their hair -- which is just let that shit get so greasy that it's gonna get processed and turned into a fossil fuel. He's got those dumb dreadlocks. They're so fucking horrible... BUT OH MY GOD, DO I LOVE HIM.
When Jason Castro wears suit jackets, it's not in the retro-nazi way that Interpol do, or in the ironic prep-boy way, it's in the I'm-about-to-meet-my-girlfriend's-parent's-and-I-want-to-try-to-impress-them,-and-these-dreads-are-so-cool,-arent-they? kind of way. My boyfriend has never met my dad, so he's not like the boys i typically love.
Even after hearing his really dumb story about how shitty of a weave he has, and how those things grossly can rip out of his head, i watched this following video of him performing "Hallelujah" and melted into to my seat. You know that genius line in "Superbad," when that kid goes like "have you ever looked into his eyes? it's like the first time ever hearing the beatles." IT WAS LIKE THAT! Watching his performance, i swear there were heart shapes flying from my eyes straight to the tv. i want to lay on some grass field with him as he hands me little flowers. I want to trade in my black clothes and wear nothing but flowery bullshit and get rid of my JPG perfume and buy a ton of patchoulie oil.
AND THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?!!?1 His performance of "If I Fell"!!!! JASON CASTRO, I LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH SIMON COWELL DIDNT. I want to go back to college and get a bachelor's degree just so I can meet someone like Jason Castro and hang out in his dorm room as he plays me his shitty music and make me listen to his Seal covers:
Listen to his voice, he totally has this like, old school non-english speaker accent going on with his vocal delivery. I'm talking Julio Iglasias and Claud Francois. The shit I grew up listening to (while all you ppl with your hip parents got raised on the Beatles, my parents only listened to Arabic and French music, and my mom loved Julio). Dude just needs to cover "to all the girls i've loved before" and he'll have the latin vote AND the college vote AND my vote.
By the way, I love that other dude from Australia. He's totally got the auto-erotic asphyxiation thing going on. If i had to choose between him and spitzer, i'd choose him. yum.
BUT HE'S NOT AS GOOD AS MY BABY JASON CASTRO!!!!!