NICK SNOW, ARE YOU DRUNK ALREADY?

<- This is my roommate Gurj Bassi. Her birthday is on friday and we're celebrating on thursday. So if you would like kiss her and shower her in gifts of affection, you can:
Thursday 11 May
11pm til she passes out
The Annex, 152 Orchard St (between Stanton and Rivington)
No cover charge, no RSVP, just turn up in your birthday suits

I love you.