The other night i'm on my computer aiming with my friend vicky about the VMAs when someone i dont know randomly aims me with a video request.
i promptly deny it. i dont have video chat anyway.
"why did you cancel that?"
"i dont have a camera."
"that doesnt matter."
"who is this?"
"i want to show you."
at this point, being naive, i think it's one of my long lost friends that found my aim address on facebook. i accept their video chat request and can see a wall, and maybe a bed.
"i dont really see anything. just a wall and a blue thing."
and then out walks this NAKED DUDE WITH A GIGANTIC DINGDONG BONER.
i quickly close his screen.
"what do you think?"