The other night i'm on my computer aiming with my friend vicky about the VMAs when someone i dont know randomly aims me with a video request.
i promptly deny it. i dont have video chat anyway.
"why did you cancel that?"
"i dont have a camera."
"that doesnt matter."
"who is this?"
"i want to show you."
at this point, being naive, i think it's one of my long lost friends that found my aim address on facebook. i accept their video chat request and can see a wall, and maybe a bed.
"i dont really see anything. just a wall and a blue thing."
"hold on."
"ok."
and then out walks this NAKED DUDE WITH A GIGANTIC DINGDONG BONER.
i quickly close his screen.
"what do you think?"
"ew."
"ew?"
BLOCK.
6 comments:
random boner attacks suck.
nick snow is up to his old tricks again!
this gives me so many ideas.
That is awesome
i'm so confused. Not really, but that's all I can say.
i got a photo text message once of a giant black penis. the guy called me a few times after but i never answered. it goes down as one of the wierdest things that have ever happened to me. i feel your pain.
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