Tuesday, September 11, 2007

BONERS

The other night i'm on my computer aiming with my friend vicky about the VMAs when someone i dont know randomly aims me with a video request.

i promptly deny it. i dont have video chat anyway.

"why did you cancel that?"
"i dont have a camera."
"that doesnt matter."
"who is this?"
"i want to show you."

at this point, being naive, i think it's one of my long lost friends that found my aim address on facebook. i accept their video chat request and can see a wall, and maybe a bed.

"i dont really see anything. just a wall and a blue thing."
"hold on."
"ok."

and then out walks this NAKED DUDE WITH A GIGANTIC DINGDONG BONER.

i quickly close his screen.

"what do you think?"
"ew."
"ew?"

BLOCK.

6 comments:

mischa said...

random boner attacks suck.

Gurj said...

nick snow is up to his old tricks again!

DTC said...

this gives me so many ideas.

Chris Black said...

That is awesome

MEIK! said...

i'm so confused. Not really, but that's all I can say.

Anonymous said...

i got a photo text message once of a giant black penis. the guy called me a few times after but i never answered. it goes down as one of the wierdest things that have ever happened to me. i feel your pain.