Wednesday, May 26, 2004

BREAK OUT THE CRISTAL!

Oh sweet and tender hooligans, our Patron Saint of Mope has debut on the charts at #11!

According to Marc Spitz, who not only wrote a novel about trying to reunite the Smiths but also wrote the AMAZING COVER STORY THAT APPEARS IN THE MAGAZINE WHICH PAYS MY BILLS, the album charted higher than Lenny Kravitz' jawn. You know why? It's because Lenny is fucking boring and repetitive and Morrissey is awesome. He's so much awesome. And according to America, he's so much more awesome than Lenny Kravitz. Hey Katie Couric, maybe you should've had the Mozzer play on the Today Show so my ears didn't have to be assulted in the morning.

Jason Roth is gonna be a daddy in a few months and rumor has it, he's naming his baby Apple. In other Jason Roth news, he sent me this email last night regarding Adam Ant:
check out "ant muzak," which follows adam and the ants to the supermarket.  note that the night manager is actually ex-ant gary tibbs.  be sure to play the full version (the last one):

http://www.beam.tv/beamreels/beamreel.php?hHGMYfsYfs

your dandy highwayman, J


It's totally amazing and one of the guys from "The Office" is in it. The guy who plays Garreth.


 

 

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

did you see the last cover of nme?

http://www.nme.com/features/108530.htm

Moz and Franz <3 eachother

jen

Anonymous said...

Hi Sarah,
Thought you would like to hear...there is an acoustic version of Muse doing Sing for Absolution on Microcuts.net (click on news)It sounds really, really, good! Come to think of it when don't they?! Anyway, anyone know anything about the Curiosa Festival said to be in NY?
-Jaclyn

not jentrification said...

happy being no one but myself.....

Ron said...

lenny kravitz just wants to be prince

Anonymous said...

holy shit! that film made my day! thanks for the post sarah! i just peed my pants & now i have to go home & change...

Anonymous said...

Why can't you love both Lenny Kravitz and Morrissey?

karen said...

The Curiosa Fest is going to be in NYC July 31st on Randalls Island.

Lenny Kravitz can fuck Gareth from the Office's schnozz.

Over and out.

JD Stone said...

Find the new Smiths/Moz Mojo coming out soon.

http://www.subscription.co.uk/home/prods.asp?m=151

On sale from 27 May 2004

Money - go Moz!

Anonymous said...

Moz may have beat out Kravitz, but he lost to fucking ALANIS MORISSETTE! She sold twice as many albums last week. So for those of you who think beating another artist in album sales truly means anything, think that over once more. Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

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