THE FIRST OF THE GANG TO ...
Yesterday morning I picked up Ollie and we went to the Happiest Place on Earth: Disneyland.
It was surprisingly un-chaotic and we got to ride all the fun rides that we wanted to ride.
We even met famous people like Santa Claus!! Could you believe he was just sitting around, chilling out?
I tried to find Cruella DeVille, but she was being a total bitch and that made me bummed:
The Haunted Mansion became the Nightmare Before Xmas Haunted Mansion, and Ollie, who happens to know a lot of really interesting secrets about Disneyland, pointed out a giant spider on the glass that separated the riders and a ballroom of dancing ghosts. "See that spider?" she said, "years ago a guy came onto this ride with a gun and shot the glass. the glass is part of the entire structure of the building and it'd be too hard to remove and change it so they just put a spider there to cover the hole."
After we rode all the rides we went to the brOC to meet up with our buddies Kris and Baron.
Everyone got way drunk, cept for me, cause I don't drink anymore, and i was driving. Look! I'm sitting next to Kevin Federline!!
Then I drove Baron and Ollie home and we called my friend Rob and Ronnie from the Killers and left them drunk messages of us singing "Midnight Show" and "Mr. Brightside." Sadly, I wasn't drunk, but sung perfectly offkey as if i was.