Ultragrrrl: what you up to?
battjer: trying to find a girl willing to eat pussy for the first time who will let me write about it (anonymously).
battjer: totally anonymous. the pussies belong to several cute volunteers from which you can take your pick!
battjer: please email firstname.lastname@example.org
battjer: had someone and they backed out and i have a thur morning deadline.
I wont do it because, little known fact, vaginas scare the shit out of me.