FUCK YOU BODY

You know why? Cause you didn't even have the common courtesy to at least get me drunk last night. Champagne, tequila shot, 2 stoli-o sea breezes and NOTHING?!

Michael T's birthday party was so much fun... mostly because of all the people who came to party. Including the very one and only WHATEVS! whom actually talks that way in real life.

More to come, but my bro is downstairs to pick me up for shabbat dinner at my uncle's.