MY VAGINA JUST BURST!
Sorry for that visual, but yours will too:
Are all playing THE FIRST NIGHT OF COACHELLA!
Seriously. My head is too small to compute. This means that the second night is gonna make me vomit all over myself.
WHAT IF IT'S MORRISSEY? His album is out in May AND he played the first coachella. Jesus, my head is spinning. i need to sit down.