SAVE MISS MODERNAGE

Laura has gone crazy. Here is an IM conversation i had with her this evening.

miss modernage: seriously all these skating moves..
miss modernage: they must make this shit up
miss modernage: who talks like this?
miss modernage: tricks called "Method" and "session"
miss modernage: and "bennyhana"
miss modernage: like what the hell
Ultragrrrl: you should just name moves.
Ultragrrrl: that should be your new job.
miss modernage: hah
miss modernage: it really is elvish
miss modernage: it's like low-grade Elvish
miss modernage: mike rusczyk 26
trick:no comply photo:rodent
miss modernage: THE TRICK IS CALLED "NO COMPLY"???
miss modernage: i've never even heard of such a thing
miss modernage: this is serious bullshit
miss modernage: i saw video of Ryan Sheckler the other day
Ultragrrrl: look it up.
miss modernage: if i was a 15 year old girl i would marry him
Ultragrrrl: this IM conversation is going up on my blog.
miss modernage: http://ryansheckler.com/
miss modernage: ok
Ultragrrrl: look at it as a form of interventionl.
miss modernage: i should write ryan sheckler an email
Ultragrrrl: yes. you should.
miss modernage: and tell him if he ever comes to new york i'll pimp him out to all my pedophiliac friends
miss modernage: which amounts to... ok i do'nt know any pedophiles
miss modernage: he's a little TOO young
miss modernage: but i know 17 year old boys and he can hang out with them
miss modernage: and break young hearts
Ultragrrrl: hello!
miss modernage: HE'S LIKE 15
miss modernage: that's even too young for you
Ultragrrrl: are you not speaking to LES's #1 pedophile?
Ultragrrrl: oh, fifteen. yeah.
miss modernage: you do'nt do 15
miss modernage: c'mon
Ultragrrrl: i didnt even do 15 when i was 15
miss modernage: you were never 15
miss modernage: always 18 and up
Ultragrrrl: you're 15 now.
Ultragrrrl: OMG.
Ultragrrrl: my dog is 15~!
miss modernage: woah
miss modernage: ok so shecks can han gou w/ your dog
miss modernage: "There is this sic sk8shop that I got my first board at. The shop is IWS in Laguna Niguel. I would go in there a lot after school and hang out. I was 6 or 7 at the time and sk8ing a lot of CASL contests. I brought in my trophies and they would put them up in the shop. "
miss modernage: this is totally hysterical
miss modernage: "sic sk8shop"
miss modernage: yesterday i saw some guy reading Moto X magazines
miss modernage: he was like 28
miss modernage: i wa slike what's a 28 year old reading moto x magazines for
miss modernage: it seemed wrong
miss modernage: but i guess it is kinda expensive to ride motorcross
Ultragrrrl: 6 or 7?!
miss modernage: so ok
Ultragrrrl: does this kid have PARENTS?!
miss modernage: yeah
miss modernage: did you ever read that article
miss modernage: that was in the NYTimes?
miss modernage: it was the cover story
miss modernage: this like 5 year old boy
Ultragrrrl: no. words big.
miss modernage: skater
miss modernage: it was the most insane thing ever
miss modernage: "Things that bother me the most
1. HATERS …… nothing in the world worse than jealous h8ers!
2. Quitters
3. Complainers
4. Braggers
5. Bullies"
miss modernage: i hope this kid doesn't grow up to be dumb
miss modernage: http://ryansheckler.com/images/8.jpg
Ultragrrrl: he's so small! like a human puppy!
Ultragrrrl: they make people that small?
miss modernage: yes
miss modernage: like that Polish idol
miss modernage: she was seriously like 4 feet tall
Ultragrrrl: mini people! what a concept.
miss modernage: yeah they're called "children"
Ultragrrrl: i want one.