HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAMBO!
Today is Mark "Whatevs" "Uncle Grambo" "Baby Daddy" Graham's birthday. 30th! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FAVORITE DETROITER.
My roommate, Lindsay, suggests that people send him topless photos of themselves. I'd like to take things a step further and suggest that people send him photos of the "below the belt" region. So send him your crotch shots. Your vag, your cock, your hermapheditey goodness. Send him your shots. His email is: markdgrahamATyahooDOTcom.
Oh, and for extra points, send him photos of boving on tees.
In other news:
If you're looking for something to do tomorrow night I'd like to STRONGLY RECOMMEND the following:
For one thing, it's where we're celebrating BRIAN BATTJER'S BIRTHDAY.
I love Brian so much. More than I'll ever love you, probably, and definitely more than i love myself.
As if celebrating Brian's birthday weren't enough, hold on to your peepee for the following:
OPEN BAR 11-1AM.
JAMES IHA FROM THE SMASHING PUMPKINS WILL BE DJING.
John Cameron Mitchell from Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Jamie Stewart from Xiu Xiu
My favorite faux cousin, Melody Nelson from France!!!
People. Do you understand the level of awesome this is gonna be? It's gonna be SO MUCH AWESOME.
I'd like to also mention that at the end of this month I'm losing one of my best friends. Brian will be moving to California to become a porn star/internet mogul. This news is anything but delightful, so please come and pose with his balls for the last time in a long time.