I SAY DON'T YOU KNOW...

Yesterday was the fucking gorgeous Lindsayism's Birthday (Happy Birthday btw, i know i text you and shit, but like, i'm blogging it now cause that's what we do, us bloggers). So i went home to NJ for some shabbat dinner with the fam and to give my ninja shihtzu some kisses, and then went into the city with my brothers so they could drop me off at Siberia. Audrey was rocking the wheels of digital steel and everyone was having a really fucking great time. I saw hot Ben, made out with cute Andy, got into a near fist fight with The Minor Fall the Major Dick. OK, that last part is not true, i dont think. But the bar owner kept on buying me drink after drink. Me so ill.