Thursday, July 15, 2004


Penn brothers want Bush in frat, not the White House

I honestly can't decide which quote is more fascinating:

"I think I would rather have Kerry hold my feet during a keg stand because, let's face it, you need... someone responsible to do something like that," Penn junior Patrick Carroll said.

"You wouldn't want to fall and chip your teeth on the keg or something, and I could just picture 'college-era' Bush seeing a hot girl across the room and dropping everything he was doing to go talk to her," the Kappa Alpha brother said.

"Nader wouldn't have a chance," Brodsky explained. "Kerry is cool because he has morals, something G.W. and Nader do not, but George Bush is the only one that I can see playing Beirut [aka Beer Pong] while shot-gunning a Natty Ice. So I guess I'd have to pick Bush."


holmes said...

i hate people.

Raised By Bees said...

Two comments: Only at Penn!

And: Is this an article in the Onion?

Anonymous said...

Please, this is hilarious - they were obviously being satirical...these kids do go to Penn.

Raised By Bees said...
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mymathematicalmind said...

im surprised members of PiLam * were not included in this article!

*the only fraternity at penn i've ever set foot in, largely because they book rock shows.

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