Wednesday, July 21, 2004

I... I ... JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY

Color me speechless. First Yahoo! is reporting about walking monkeys and now this from the BBC:


The Doody family hope to raise profile of faggots

Family of faggot fans fly the flag

Quoth the article: "The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year."

DO NOT SEND ME HATE MAIL. I AM JUST REPORTING THE NEWS. And besides, you're totally gonna send that link to everyone you know.

EDIT: Gay Fuel.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

OH PLEASE! GROW UP!!

what are you in junior high school?

Anonymous said...

do you even need an answer to that question?

Anonymous said...

that is awesome and im a gay man -- so you two up there get over it. and you better believe i sent it to everyone i know.

Anonymous said...

i totally love all those crazy links you post, ultra! (i don't understand what the people who don't appreciate what you post are still doing around here + you can be mature and whatnot and still laugh at silly, funny things, it's healthy...we're all multidimensional, people, and it's a good thing).

Anonymous said...

Uktra, I 100% agree that this is EXTREMELY funny. I think this is a great direction for the blog. You can be like the onion or the daily show...but in blog form!

Chris Clark said...

"The family, including Lewis, 13, and Grace, 7, eat faggots twice a week, with mashed potato and mushy peas"


hahaha. priceless!

Hey Sarah. Check this one out!

http://www.wketchup.com/

Steve said...

Their kids sure are adorable.

Anonymous said...

The best part of the article is the very last line "Mr Brain's Faggots" Now thats a pornstar name for sure! I love you way you yanks love this stuff! But it works the other way too. I always need a change of underwear every time I hear the words "fanny pack".

Anonymous said...

The best part of the article is the very last line "Mr Brain's Faggots" Now thats a pornstar name for sure! I love you way you yanks love this stuff! But it works the other way too. I always need a change of underwear every time I hear the words "fanny pack".

mymathematicalmind said...

that is an amazing article. nothing wakes me up in the morning better than a good laugh!

ps: i normally dont do this but on monday night my friends are playing in NYC at a new party that i think is worth checking out. its like bringing a slice of philly to the big apple.

Monday, July 26th @ Piano's - 10PM

Featuring... V.I.P. [http://www.vipupyourass.com/]

Plus DJs Dave P (Making Time), Josh (Motherfucker), Wes (Hollertronix)

Also: according to VIP's site, there's an all-girl Depeche Mode cover band playing too. party starts at 10pm, V.I.P. plays at midnight...

Rae said...

Ok....why is no one acknowledging the best part of this? THE FACT THAT THEIR LAST NAME IS DOODY?! Like...poo!

Color you speechless, color me immature as all hell.

Sarah, that was a fucking wonderful post. I'm sorry, but I'm stealing it haha

Anonymous said...

This was on tv a while ago, here in the uk, following the family around supermarkets trying to get people to eat faggots. It was one of the most laugh out loud funny programmes I've ever seen.