MY CHEMICAL BLOG
Get ready to hate me for ruining your productivity. Play tetris.
Play tetris while listening to "Angst in my Pants" on repeat, which Scott kindly uploaded for me here.
Jude Law is really motherfucking hot
So is Ashlee Simpson. C'mon, don't be hating... you know you wanna stick your hand in her cleave.
Last night i was riding my bike on Houston at about 2 am from Lit where I was celebrating Raphael the Boyfriend's birthday when who do i see? None other than Shandi from the second season of America's Next Top Model. I nearly got into an accident gawking. She was my favorite!
So immediately after spying her, i rang up Karen to let her know. I was just driving by Welcome to the Johnsons on my way home and out pops Johnny Knoxville. I was like "Hi Kare-- holy shit. Johnny Knoxville." And peddled away.
Lastly, I don't know if you guys like to party, but if you do, ProductShopNYC and Halified will be throwing a funtastic party. Here's the rules:
"If you don't know the drill, let me lay the track down for ya. Ya gots to wear all white clothing - that means ALL WHITE CLOTHING. You gots to drink either champagne or 40s - no cheap ass cracker shit. And that's it. can ya dig it? I knew ya could! We're going to be laying down the phattest beats all night, everything from Mase to Nas to Biz Markie to Lil' Kim to Rakim to Kriss Kross to B.I.G., and all you got to do is show up."