Wednesday, July 21, 2004

HOLY FUCKING SHIT


JERUSALEM - A young monkey at an Israeli zoo has started walking on its hind legs only — aping humans — after a near death experience, the zoo's veterinarian said Wednesday.

It seems almost fated that a possible evolutionary milestone is happening in the Holy Land. It's almost like a sign. The sign being that God wants us to watch Planet of the Apes.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

it thinks it's people!

Anonymous said...

did they really say "aping" humans?

Uncle Grambo said...

somebody better warn Charlton Heston, he's gonna have another stroke when he sees this shit! THOSE DAMN, DIRTY APES!

maggie me-too said...

hee hee!

Anonymous said...

this isnt the first monkey that walks upright. there was a monkey named oliver who smoked, constantly walked upright and tried to hump his 1st owners wife.

and they say tv is bad.

jersey jen

Anonymous said...

that is creepy as fuck.

Anonymous said...

that is creepy as fuck.

Anonymous said...

that is creepy as fuck.

Anonymous said...

that is creepy as fuck.

Anonymous said...

How long before they have a reality TV show about him? "Joe Ape"... or "Who Wants To Marry My Gorilla"... :::sigh:::

--Adi's Mom

Anonymous said...

First this, and now Jerry Goldsmith (composer, "Planet of the Apes") dies. I think you're right. It is a sign.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=638&e=3&u=/nm/20040722/en_nm/music_goldsmith_dc

catfishvegas said...

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