SEX, DRUGS, AND FARGO
'Allo. Fans of SPIN's very own Chuck Klosterman can finally gawk at him in person! TONIGHT! If you live in NYC, I strongly urge you to go to his reading at the Astor Place Barnes and Noble at 7:30pm. There, he will be talking about his book Sex, Drugs, and CoCo Puffs - A Low Culture Manifesto, now available in paperback. If you haven't picked it up yet, now would be a good time cause you can have Chuck explain the book to you and sign it. One day that book might be worth a lot of money. Also, it's one of those books that nearly killed me cause I was so into reading it that I'd read it while I walked down the street, often times just avoiding traffic. It's that good.
Also, on a sort of related topic, some dentist liked to inject sperm into the mouths of patients. Yum.
Speaking of horse sperm. Oh, we weren't?