VH1 -- YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
As i was getting ready for work this morning I found my head transfixed on the TV while watching VH1's morning video programming. Here's what my brain would've said if it could talk:
Maroon 5: Why do i like this guy's voice? He's hot. Whoa, he's making out with an older lady. I see why all my girlfriends are obsessed with this dude. Why do i like his voice?
Avril Lavigne: Whoa, she's hot. I'd do her.
Keane: Pretty. Pretty. Pretty. Music nice. This is like gay brother music. My favorite song by Coldplay is "Politik" ... this is piano driven like it. I like Muse.
KarenRTAG: i think there is crack in these photos
Ultragrrrl: THAT MIGHT be my favorite.
KarenRTAG: i really dont have one
KarenRTAG: i just cant choose
Ultragrrrl: wanna hear something evil?
Ultragrrrl: i really like that keane single
KarenRTAG: keane are alarmingly sneaky about being good
KarenRTAG: the whole album is good but you just cant admit it
KarenRTAG: but you cant like them
Ultragrrrl: i just can't help it.
Ultragrrrl: i want to hear that single all day long.
KarenRTAG: which song do you mean
Ultragrrrl: it sounds like "so why dont we go..."
KarenRTAG: somewhere only we know
KarenRTAG: a simple thing!
Ultragrrrl: yeah. that one. i'm gonna buy it on itunes.
KarenRTAG: where have you gone
KarenRTAG: i have the album
Ultragrrrl: i have it somewhere. i cant find it.
Ultragrrrl: the poor people in my office. i will play this forty times starting... NOW.
KarenRTAG: this is the last time is really good too
KarenRTAG: im going to listen to keane now
KarenRTAG: ive been listening to emo all morning
Ultragrrrl: this is going up on my blog.